Bacterial Flora meet Shoghi, Shoghi meet Bacterial Flora

Ah, it was a match made in heaven. The moment we met we both knew it was meant to be. I often dreamed of meeting her and actually had a premonition of our first moment together. We are now as one and she will never leave me. Everyone says I should not be with you, that I could do much better, but no alas, I know we are meant to be forever and forever, for who makes me as happy as you??

Oh beautiful Bacterial Flora of Ecuador, how did I live my life without you?? Oh wait I remember, I remember once upon a time not going to the bathroom every five friggin minutes and feeling like my stomach is going to explode, yeah that was life before you my sweet. I remember being able to sit thru a meal without wanting to run outside to relieve the increasing pressure buliding up in my bowels.

Wait a moment... I kinda liked myself better without you, oh Bacterial Flora light of my life. I can do much better without you, my love. I will take the tourist friendly meds and slowly kill you and return back to normal.

Now is the time to part. It´s not you Bacterial Flora, it´s me.